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@transparent Life is not so complicated (or sometimes depressing) at that age! Toodles.
Toodles, he heats his home with cold draughts and cooks his food with magnets.
Save energy... recycle electrons!
Yesterday afternoon I was drilling a 'blind' hole through a floor joist to take an electrical cable which needed re-routing.
Not only was I drilling without being able to see the other side of that joist,
but I'd also only lifted one floorboard, just to safe time, and couldn't see the drill itself.
Suddenly the drill jammed and curls of smoke wafted upwards into the room.
Had I cut into an unseen electrical cable?
Had this ignited the dry wood of the joist?
Unable to retract the drill bit by reversing direction, I shoved my head below floor-board level to see what was happening.
... Great relief.
It was only the drill on fire! 😥
Save energy... recycle electrons!
Retrofitted 11.2kw Mitsubishi Ecodan to new radiators commissioned November 2021.
14 x 500w Monocrystalline solar panels.
2 ESS Smile G3 10.1 batteries.
ESS Smile G3 5kw inverter.
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