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Toodles
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29/03/2024 12:14 pm  

@editor I tend to leave the spill chicken turned off all the time for that very raisin. Tiddles.

Toodles, he heats his home with cold draughts and cooks his food with magnets.


   
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31/03/2024 5:18 pm  

On the first Easter morning, Peter and John ran to the tomb, but it was already empty.

So that's two guys who forgot to put their clocks forward  😴 

Save energy... recycle electrons!


   
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08/04/2024 6:26 pm  
IMG 1558

Retrofitted 11.2kw Mitsubishi Ecodan to new radiators commissioned November 2021.
14 x 500w Monocrystalline solar panels.

2 ESS Smile G3 10.1 batteries.
ESS Smile G3 5kw inverter.


   
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28/04/2024 9:05 am  

Recent advances in AI are stunning.

I enabled 'facial recognition' on my smartphone...
... and now it's suing me for emotional distress!

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Mars
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Topic starter 12/05/2024 9:18 pm  

Raise your hand if you've spent a Sunday afternoon engrossed in your ASHP manuals and documentation, and if your family has a similar reaction: 

https://youtube.com/shorts/ldDwjpJLlLs

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Mars
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Topic starter 12/05/2024 9:40 pm  

We've seen some interesting comments about ASHP noise on the forums:

https://youtube.com/shorts/0kNCdwZK2ck

 

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12/05/2024 11:22 pm  

@editor

To help with your study of Entropy, you may find this video of use.


   
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13/05/2024 8:51 am  

@editor Oh Mars, just as I was becoming interested … Toodles.

Toodles, he heats his home with cold draughts and cooks his food with magnets.


   
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Topic starter 19/05/2024 2:53 pm  

Witness the rise of a silent giant – the common heat pump! This nature mockumentary, narrated in a David Attenborough-esque style (not by him, naturally), delves into how this technology is phasing out fossil fuel boilers and underscores our responsibility to protect the planet.

https://youtube.com/shorts/9lATcy-r2ro

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19/05/2024 3:17 pm  

@editor I see you have discovered the Greater Unspotted Heat Pump in its’ lair! Just feed it green energy and it won’t bite you!

Toodles, he heats his home with cold draughts and cooks his food with magnets.


   
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19/05/2024 4:22 pm  

Posted by: @editor
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Witness the rise of a silent giant – the common heat pump! This nature mockumentary, narrated in a David Attenborough-esque style (not by him, naturally), delves into how this technology is phasing out fossil fuel boilers and underscores our responsibility to protect the planet.

https://youtube.com/shorts/9lATcy-r2ro

So can it be claimed that the heat pump is an 'invasive' species, that if not removed, or at least controlled, could lead to the extinction of the native fossil fuel boiler.

I would be careful about advertising the fact, otherwise you may have 'gas junkies' picketing your home and requesting a cull.

 


   
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19/05/2024 4:25 pm  

Posted by: @toodles
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@editor I see you have discovered the Greater Unspotted Heat Pump in its’ lair! Just feed it green energy and it won’t bite you!

Unless adequately controlled it could devour your bank account. 🙄 

 


   
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