Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables - Well & Truly Off The Grid https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/ Questions and discussions about renewable heating and heat pumps en-GB Sat, 06 Jun 2026 22:30:38 +0000 wpForo 60 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62688 Sat, 09 May 2026 16:23:22 +0000 otherwise there's going to be a lot of Chinese aircraft stuck up there mid-flight.

.. apparently with american fuel. 🙃 

 

]]> Well & Truly Off The Grid Batpred https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62688 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62640 Fri, 08 May 2026 08:55:59 +0000 That particular Tracking system gets updated as soon as the plane reaches the terminal.

Customs is identified separately, thus:

14996

 

I hope we get the jet fuel problem sorted soon...
otherwise there's going to be a lot of Chinese aircraft stuck up there mid-flight.

]]> Well & Truly Off The Grid Transparent https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62640 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62636 Fri, 08 May 2026 07:58:25 +0000

My goods being imported from China spent 2 days in the air.
How does that happen?

The wind didn't blow the hot air balloon the most direct route.

I wonder if, for courier purposes, it's marked as "flight has arrived" when the plane lands or when the package has got through customs 🤔 

 

]]> Well & Truly Off The Grid Majordennisbloodnok https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62636 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62620 Thu, 07 May 2026 19:33:55 +0000 My goods being imported from China spent 2 days in the air.
How does that happen?

The wind didn't blow the hot air balloon the most direct route.

 

]]> Well & Truly Off The Grid mjr https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62620 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62613 Thu, 07 May 2026 16:11:25 +0000

The shortage of Aviation Fuel is starting to take effect.

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My goods being imported from China spent 2 days in the air.
How does that happen?

Everything is slower since Project Freedom was put on pause.

]]> Well & Truly Off The Grid Mars https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62613 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62605 Thu, 07 May 2026 15:30:27 +0000 Well & Truly Off The Grid Toodles https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62605 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62601 Thu, 07 May 2026 15:09:43 +0000 The shortage of Aviation Fuel is starting to take effect.

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My goods being imported from China spent 2 days in the air.
How does that happen?

]]> Well & Truly Off The Grid Transparent https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-62601 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-61625 Sun, 12 Apr 2026 15:29:31 +0000 Well & Truly Off The Grid Toodles https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-61625 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-61586 Fri, 10 Apr 2026 21:58:03 +0000 I think they are looking for a bright spark to amp up their delivery, although it really Hertz to say that.

Shocking.

 

]]> Well & Truly Off The Grid Majordennisbloodnok https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-61586 RE: Jokes and fun posts about heat pumps and renewables https://renewableheatinghub.co.uk/forums/other-renewables/jokes-and-fun-posts-about-heat-pumps-and-renewables/paged/12/#post-61583 Fri, 10 Apr 2026 21:02:00 +0000 I think they are looking for a bright spark to amp up their delivery, although it really Hertz to say that.

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